Planning

Nov. 22nd, 2005 07:31 am
whotheheckami: (Green Man 2)
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How do you plan to cope with the coming Ice Age? Apparently, the end of Teh World is due in the UK by the weekend and we shall have blizzards which will close the country down (personally, I'm expecting a grand total of two special snowflakes!) and herald the start of the BIG FREEZE (TM). Before long the wooly mammoths will be stalking the land again and there will be sabre-tooth tigers in Sainsburys.

How ever shall we cope? Personally, I shall but another pair of socks on and dig out my thermals, but what will you do?

Date: 2005-11-22 12:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarah-mum.livejournal.com
Hybernate. It's the only sensible solution - eat lots of lardy winter food, have a pint or two of port, inhale something relaxing and soporific and snuggle under the duvet until March. In the event of waking early, repeat treatment.
DO NOT paint your own name on our back and hide in a box of straw!

N'night ZzzZzzzZzzzzz

Date: 2005-11-22 08:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whotheheckami.livejournal.com
Have you got room for two in that straw-filled cardboard box?

Date: 2005-11-22 11:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarah-mum.livejournal.com
Well I know this nice little cave, and it needs some central heating.

Date: 2005-11-23 04:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whotheheckami.livejournal.com
In my book, two bodies are pretty good at centrally heating themselves!

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